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Raising and educating a child with a disability is a journey. Along the way you will meet interesting, helpful (and some not so helpful) people. All will offer their good intentions and invaluable advice. Some will become like members of your family. It is a meet and greet in the most bizarre of circumstances.

You will become educated in areas that you never dreamed!

You will develop a vocabulary second to none.

Pharmacology will become a new hobby.

You will become a historian of medical information.

You will become proficient in treating medication interactions and side effects.

Truly, you will become a whole new person!

All this and more awaits you when you become a member of the Parents of Children with Disabilities Club.

Your life will become a parade of unique characters with unique opinions, views and personalities. Your life will never be boring again.

And remember this membership is completely free of charge.

Disclaimer: Selling your soul to the devil does not qualify as payment